The Rock At 25: My First Church Movie
I first heard about “The Rock” at church. With the film celebrating its 25th anniversary this year - this meant I was 10 years old when fresh off hearing the gospel I also heard about a different type of gospel: The gospel of kickass action and Michael Bay. You see every Sunday after Church we would talk with other families outside the church about what was new. One of our family friends who knew I was a big movie guy told me he saw this movie called “The Rock” and it featured an amazing scene that quoted Elton John’s “Rocket Man” and it was fantastic. At this point in my life I was not familiar with Elton John nor was I remotely aware of what “The Rock” was.
This all changed for me when I watched the film when it came out on VHS later that year - ironically with a bunch of kids from said church while our parents were having a dinner party. How ironic that one of my favorite action movies came to me from Church? Yeah, I don’t really get it either - but hey- maybe that’s why the movie is one part of the Nic Cage action trinity. But enough religious talk - let’s talk about how “The Rock” is the fuckin’ best.
Sean Connery & Director Michael Bay
The film is directed by god tier cinematic auteur Michael Bay and it shows in almost every way. Visually the film is drenched in Michael Bay’s hyper cool style - lots of low angle shots, hyper saturated colors, and chaotic action that is easy to follow with clear camera set-ups and -while the film’s story has some complexities (mostly with Ed Harris General Hummel) like Bay’s other masterpiece Bad Boys II - the film prioritizes incredibly COOL action over story. Why does Sean Connery’s character have to navigate a machine full of slicing blades and fiery blasts of death? Because it looks cool, that’s why. Why is there a minecart theme park ride underneath Alcatraz? Because it’s great for an action scene. And why does Sean Connery just radiate badass energy for the whole movie - because Bay clearly is in awe of him and just sets the whole film to work around him wasting bad guys and dropping one-liners to anyone and everyone!
Speaking of Connery - this movie has a stacked cast of dramatic actors and ,while Bay would go on to work with some great talent in his still continuing career, this film is the one with the most “real” actors. Nicolas Cage had just won an Oscar for “Leaving Las Vegas,” Sean Connery had an Oscar for “The Untouchables,” and Ed Harris had just been nominated for “Apollo 13.” And outside of the power trio - the supporting cast around them is strong. David Morse, John C McGinley, John Spencer, Bokeem Woodbine, Michael Biehn, Tony Todd and more are all chewing scenery in an awesome way. But let’s get back to Cage here for a moment because his performance is legendary here. He’s weird enough that you buy that he’s a nerdy scientist who loves The Beatles, but also tough enough that when he has to kick-ass you buy it. Later films in the world of Cage would either lean into the weird factor too much or present him as a super action hero - both of which never work. But here - he’s perfect.
But most of all - the reason the film endures and why it’s up there with “Aliens” as a movie I’m confident will blow my kids minds when I show it to them at a sleepover is that it’s almost a perfect action movie. It has everything you need:
Stakes - You see the virus melt someone's face off in the first 5 minutes
Car Chases - Hummers, Lambos, and those San Fran Hills
Cool Military Shit - Motion sensors, underwater submarines, Navy Seals, fighter jets - it’s all here!
Endless One Liners - From the “Losers Always Whine About Their Best,” to the “Rocketman” line to everything in between - everything is quotable
Explosions - In San Francisco streets, the entire island, underground - a lot of stuff blows up and looks great
Conspiracies - Sean Connery’s character is basically James Bond (great video about that here), he knows the secrets, he knows about JFK. Note, I told my Dad I wanted to watch more JFK stuff after this and he was like...let’s wait on that
Shoot Outs - The shower shootout gets all the praise (as it should) but I’m partial to the shootout in the morgue when Connery shoots out an AC unit crushing somebody
I do have one substantial problem with the film and that is the lack of female representation. There are literally two (2!) actresses in the entire movie and while both are very pretty they are nowhere near fleshed out characters. Nic Cage's wife and Sean Connery’s daughter both seemingly exist just to represent “important civilians who may die if the heroes mess up” and that’s a huge bummer. Even Bay’s other masterpiece “Bad Boys II” has a female character that , while a “damsel in distress,” does actually get to fight and kick-ass. For me I always felt like “The Rock” was missing a badass lady to round out the team - in fact no disrespect to the Cage maestro but the film would have worked really well if the Cage character was a woman!
I’m not trying to bash on “The Rock,” as it’s one of my favorite flicks and one that I come back to frequently. After this movie Bay would go on to make “Armageddon,” a massive action movie with huge stakes but not enough shoot outs or car chases. Cage would go on to go between action flicks (Face/Off, Con Air, Gone In 60 Seconds) and dramas (City Of Angels, Bringing Out The Dead). As for Connery - outside of Finding Forrester - it was mostly downhill from here.
Nic Cage offering up his sacrifice. Nic Cage is Jesus?
So here’s to “The Rock” on it’s 25th anniversary - perhaps there is another analysis of the film that connects in a more meaningful way to Church (hey, some of the imagery is there) but I don’t think there is. I could probably say this movie baptized me in (Michael) Bay but I don’t know if I’ve had all of my sacraments. But seriously, this is a movie that is fun, it’s kick-ass, it’s really easy to explain and hype to people. Most of all that’s the legacy of the film - established concept and almost flawless execution. It’s a movie where Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage have to stop Ed Harris who’s taking over Alcatraz from destroying San Francisco with chemical weapons. Just typing that sentence has got me ready to light some green smoke and say my prayers of gratitude for the cinematic deities for blessing us with this movie!